Experience life, just because.

Don’t Panic! You’re Not Alone.

I finally hit it. I hit the stage in life where people are constantly asking, when are you having kids? You know, that stage where you’re only five days late on your student loan payment but just confirmed your flight for Bali. Yea, the true status of a sophistaratchet adult in 2021.

Am I ready to trade Sunday Funday, for pee wee league games and relearning fractions? Nothing against millennial parents, however, when you think about it, you’re in a committed relationship with your sneaky link and they’re dealing with untreated childhood trauma that’s contributing to their fear of commitment.

Speaking for a friend of course.

So until you’re ready, you spoil your sibling's children being, I’m ok with being what they called in the days of Mean Girls, “A Cool Mom,” with a disclaimer label.

Now, moms and dads, I haven’t forgotten about you. Have you ever needed a moment to stand on the table at a bottomless brunch as you test your Megan knees? You can be a role model on Monday but as for today, it’s ok to be selectively selfish and like nice things.

The Rich Unkle is just that. Occasionally reciting the words to “Knuck If You Buck,” as you professionally clap back on a work email. Follow my journey as I navigate the journey of being young, sophisticated, and ratchet. I’ll share with you Trap a Sugar Daddy recipes, beginner-friendly DIY projects, and how to curate champagne taste level events as I rebuild Baltimore one experience at a time.

Cmon, celebrate your accomplishments with me as we level up in this thing called life.